Omg, spiders leaving their spiderwebs around... But ain't this the internet where lots of net or web is? Hahaa.. Don't understand what I am typing here... Hmm... Anyway, found this interesting Paradigm...
THE PARACHUTE PARADIGMYou are one of the two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute:
PESSIMIST: You refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway.
OPTIMIST: You refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps just like this before.
PROCRASTINATOR: You play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.
LAWYER: You charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.
INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE: You confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.
ENGINEER: You make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss.
ARTIST: You hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.
DEMOCRAT: You ask them for a dollar to buy scissors so you can cut the parachute into two equal pieces.
NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION: You shoot them and take the parachute.
SPORTS FAN: You start betting on how long it will take to crash.
ENVIRONMENTALIST: You refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable.
Actually theres more but I only took out these... Hehee...
wj out~
